We Can All Relax Now

Starbucks has announced plans to double their number of stores. I know you were all worried, as was I, that there were not enough Starbucks around. There are only two in my local mall, and only having them every couple of blocks in the city is just a sprinkling really. Thank goodness they are alleviating the problem, which has been in the forefront of all our worries as individuals and as a country. I do hope they're putting some in Africa because they do need help there. Who needs food and medicine when you can have a four-dollar cup of crap?