I need to put a sign on my house that says "Warning: May contain nuts".

On an unrelated note, though I know your opinion may vary on that, I'm pleased that Craig Ferguson has finally solved my mystery of several "what the hell was I thinking?" clothing purchases. It's that atomic oatmeal thing. Of course, I realize that he was just writing fiction, but it does make sense to me. It's perfect Rima logic. It's exactly how I think. You have no idea what I'm talking about. I'm having a rough day.