Why do cartoon characters wear gloves? I don't understand. Bugs Bunny doesn't wear anything else. Was he raised by a table dancer or something? Then there's Porky Pig, who wears gloves and a shirt, but no pants. I don't even want to think about that. Maybe they're covering something. As if having four fingers wasn't freaky enough. If they're covering up some kind of horrid skin condition on top of that, I am grateful for being spared. And hey, how come Goofy walks upright, talks, and wears clothes, but Pluto doesn't? Was he a lab animal? Does the AKC know about him? It boggles the mind. Well, mine anyway.
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