Bugs wouldn't find me so tasty.
My internal clock weren't backwards.
People had a clue.
That when my husband sneezes while driving my car, he'd wipe the front windshield.
The fire department wouldn't put on the sirens just because my CO detector was going off.
I were skilled at "magic darts" haha!
Autumn would get here already because summer sucks.
Pie weren't fattening.
There were 36 hour days so I could get more sleep and still get something done before the next day came along.
I could have a dog.
My sweater would magically frog itself back to row 8 of the decrease section so I could continue on my merry way.
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Great bug repellent: 5 drops peppermint oil, 5 drops lemon grass oil, 5 drops lavender oil and 4 oz. spring water. Mix in spray bottle. Shake. Spray on skin. Works great and isn't stinky/sticky!
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