Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Things That I Will Never Do
I will not get a man haircut just because I've reached a "certain age". I will also not color my hair various shades of rust for the same reason. I will never order a plate of fat and a diet soda. (It is extremely likely that I will never order a diet soda at all. It tastes like chemical dooky and probably makes you grow another head if you drink it long enough.) I am confident enough to state this in front of the entire internet.
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My heavens, you are confident! Wait till you're my age. Every resolve goes straight to hell in a handbasket.
What constitutes a certain age anyway? I suspect I'm well past it, and I certainly have no intention of cutting my hair. Then again, I probably won't wear a red hat with purple clothes (how does that poem go?) either, but that's because I decide just how persnikety I'm going to be. At least sometimes. :-)
Sandra
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