I Can't Believe I Did This

I pulled something in my right buttcheek. How stupid an injury is that? Now I'm limping like an idot because my ass hurts. I don't think I'll be around anyone who will ask. At least not in the next day or two. Hopefully I'll be fine by Sunday because the people at church are nosey, but in a nice way. Let's call it "concerned". Maybe "overly concerned". Maybe I'll just add it to the announcements.