Tuesday, June 17, 2008
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Tootsie Pop?
It took our airheaded cat less than a day to learn to use the litterbox. It took our special ed dog two days to learn to sit and stay before she'd get fed. How long does it take an intelligent, college-educated man to learn that bras get dried on low? Seventeen years and counting so far. The world may never know.
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I'm still trying to get my man, who has a masters and a B.S. in engineering (from reputable colleges, I might add), to unload the dishwasher. I'm the one who has to load it, because he'z gotz teh stoopidz.
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