As sung by my soon to be 7yo:
Independent Woman, by Destiny's Child- "Throw your hands up at me" becomes "Fill your house with catnip."
Fell in Love with a Girl, by The Whitestripes- "I've said it once before but it bears repeating now" becomes "I'm playing baseball but the bat's repeating now"
"He don't consider it cheating now" becomes "please consider I'm shaving now."
She clearly has talent.
1 comment:
Does "I bit myself shaving" fit in the song anywhere?
Ladycape
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