CONNECTICUT, USA- A man was almost brutally murdered this morning when his wife was foraging for breakfast in her morning haze and was unable to locate the last piece of pumpkin pie, leading her to believe that he had thrown it out. Just as she began turning into the Incredible Hulk, she found that he had simply shoved it behind a large bag of chicken cutlets and all was well.
When asked to comment, the man, who asked to remain anonymous, replied that he was completely unaware of the danger that had been looming over him at that time, though he has always suspected that such a thing was possible. "For safety's sake, I really should make it a point to put the sippy cup valves in with the holes down so that she doesn't have to dig out dishwasher crap before giving a drink to the baby." He then shuddered.
When his wife was asked to comment, she said "I think I need to relax more".
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When his wife was asked to comment, she meant to say "I know he got up at 5am to go to his second job, but it was so nice of him to put away the defrosted chicken that I forgot to put in the fridge last night before it spoiled."
Hmmmmm. Could be, but probably not.
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