Are they talking about my house?

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When Worlds Collide

When my son saw this picture, he just about exploded with joyous surprise. Greg and Craig, together on one stage. He couldn't believe it. Heehee.

Damn That Cheesy Goodness!

I have the worst pizza burn on the roof of my mouth. I think it blistered and everything. I forgot about it until I went to drink my coffee at breakfast. Now I'm just staring at my coffee, feeling like Tantalus, except it's up to me. I can drink it if I want to be in lots of pain. Believe it or not, it's a tough choice, and it's decaf. I'm not a caffeine addict. I just love my coffee. I know, iced coffee, but it's just not the same. My soul is lost.

Sockyarny Goodness

Toes on toothpicks will be forthcoming.

I Figured it Out.

I know where the little man heard it now, because he was just yelling "Boom cha cha MAMBO!"

That's what I get for letting him hang around with the harem boys.

Gabba Gabba Hey!

I have an almost four-year-old who is a punk rocker. He doesn't know it. When he was a baby, oh about one or so, he would sing and it would always sound angry. He'd yell the alphabet or whatever other sweet little kiddie song it was. My friend Shaun said that all he needed was a soul patch and a kilt. We already gave him the perfect name.

I recently got Rock Band. He loves The Clash and The Ramones and sings along loudly. There's only one song from each though, so I was puzzled the other day when I heard him yell from the bathroom "GABBA GABBA HEY!" (he likes to sing on the throne) I don't know where he heard that, but I don't even have it on my ipod. Is it time for a foil hat? I don't have bail money for this kid.

Something to Think About

I've never seen Amy Winehouse and Andy Samberg in the same room together. I'm just sayin'.

Yet More Evidence...

That there are other people like me in the world. This is a kit from a company called Subversive Cross-stitch. I could weep.

More Ravelry Love

A new group has started in Ravelry. It's the "Stupid, Lazy, and Godless" group. It came to be when someone asked if we're allowed to use curse words on Ravelry. Apparently, a whole lot of people with no lives of their own passed judgement on the pottymouths, hence the name of the group. Well, I joined, and that just made my otherwise crappy day!

Of course, you know the group is made up of intelligent, hard-working, and often spiritual people. (Spiritual people are considered godless by many Christians, despite the fact that we often have more gods then they do.)

And I bought sock yarn. WTF?

This is Why Craig Rocks

Because I can

Really, do we ever need a reason? I think not.

For Goodness Sakes Just Stop it!

Let me state it again- the singular is "curriculum". The plural is "curricula". Please spread the word so that together we can save the world. While you're at it, do mention that they can stop calling rolls "yeast rolls". Yes, rolls have yeast in them. We know that already. That's why they're rolls and not rocks. Slappity slap!

Everyone Has His Worth

I've discovered what Tom Cruise's purpose is. When I think I'm an airhead, or I'm losing my mind, he's here to remind me that nope, I'm not. No way. THERE'S vapid, incoherent, batshit for you. Make no mistake about that kids. If you're ever unsure of yourself, watch this video, because this is what it looks like. Wow.
http://defamer.com/344987/the-tom-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientologists-dont-want-you-to-see

Ninja's Advice for the WGA

I Just Love Silly!

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For I am Wise

Lately we've been buying more organic foods. Of course it's because we like knowing what's in our food, and with the co-op, a lot of times it's cheaper than the regular crap in the supermarket. However, there are questions that are being asked by many people regarding organic food. Some examples:

If you wash it with soap, or tap water, is it still organic?
If it sits next to the chemical-laden food at the supermarket, is it still organic?
If it's packaged in plastic, is it still organic?
If it's traveling in the same truck with chemical-laden food, is it still organic?

I thought about this and came up with the following answer to all those questions:

Shut up, get a life, and leave me to eat my apples in peace.

(this scientific study brought to you by PMS)

What's His Obsession with Meat????

3yo: Do trees make oxygen?

Me: Yes.

3yo: Is oxygen shaped like a hot dog?

Me: What? Uh, no.

FYI

Methamphetamine does not contain Velveeta, nor is it used to treat gout, but that's only because Wikipedia put a lock on that page that only allows certain people to edit it. Dang.

Mike Huckabee is a Twit

Please people, don't even consider electing someone this stupid to be our President. We've had enough of that, and he doesn't come with a puppeteer. Huckabee appeared as a guest on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night. This is a show that has gone back on the air without its striking writers, and is being picketed by the Writers' Guild of America.

That's right, a man who wants to be president just said "fuck you" to all the union members of America. Nice campaign move. Then he's dumb enough to say that he didn't know the strike was still going on. Um, Mike? 1) There were all those picketers. 2) If you can't bother to find that out before going on a talk show, can you deal with complicated political intelligence which might or might not balance the fate of the world? How about we not find out, okay?

Quote of the Day

From my 3yo:

"I wish I were a chicken nugget. Actually, I wish I had a light saber."