How to Broil a Steak

Put the steak into a preheated oven set on broil. When the smoke detector starts screaming, it's time to flip the steak. When the oven decides that it's so hot that it must lock itself for your safety, it's time to turn it off. When the oven finally stops holding your dinner hostage, and allows you to unlock it, steak is perfectly done. You're welcome.

Have a Good Journey, My Friend

You were my little brother, and now you're my ancestor. Smartass. May the road rise up to meet you, and may the wind be always at your back. I'll see you again some day at the end of my own journey. You are forever in my heart.

RIP Shaun O'Donnell 1969-2009