It Amazes Me

The concept of that-doesn't-affect-me apathy confounds me. Why would a person be willing to give up his rights just because he happens to be making the same choice as the offender? It's okay for school boards to illegally harrass parents, as long as they aren't illegally harrassing public school parents? People are fine with local governments telling them "you have the right to choose the option we want you to"? That's a right? WTF? It just goes to prove once more that the vast majority of people are STOOPUD.

Are they talking about my house?

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When Worlds Collide

When my son saw this picture, he just about exploded with joyous surprise. Greg and Craig, together on one stage. He couldn't believe it. Heehee.

Damn That Cheesy Goodness!

I have the worst pizza burn on the roof of my mouth. I think it blistered and everything. I forgot about it until I went to drink my coffee at breakfast. Now I'm just staring at my coffee, feeling like Tantalus, except it's up to me. I can drink it if I want to be in lots of pain. Believe it or not, it's a tough choice, and it's decaf. I'm not a caffeine addict. I just love my coffee. I know, iced coffee, but it's just not the same. My soul is lost.

Sockyarny Goodness

Toes on toothpicks will be forthcoming.

I Figured it Out.

I know where the little man heard it now, because he was just yelling "Boom cha cha MAMBO!"

That's what I get for letting him hang around with the harem boys.

Gabba Gabba Hey!

I have an almost four-year-old who is a punk rocker. He doesn't know it. When he was a baby, oh about one or so, he would sing and it would always sound angry. He'd yell the alphabet or whatever other sweet little kiddie song it was. My friend Shaun said that all he needed was a soul patch and a kilt. We already gave him the perfect name.

I recently got Rock Band. He loves The Clash and The Ramones and sings along loudly. There's only one song from each though, so I was puzzled the other day when I heard him yell from the bathroom "GABBA GABBA HEY!" (he likes to sing on the throne) I don't know where he heard that, but I don't even have it on my ipod. Is it time for a foil hat? I don't have bail money for this kid.

Something to Think About

I've never seen Amy Winehouse and Andy Samberg in the same room together. I'm just sayin'.

Yet More Evidence...

That there are other people like me in the world. This is a kit from a company called Subversive Cross-stitch. I could weep.

More Ravelry Love

A new group has started in Ravelry. It's the "Stupid, Lazy, and Godless" group. It came to be when someone asked if we're allowed to use curse words on Ravelry. Apparently, a whole lot of people with no lives of their own passed judgement on the pottymouths, hence the name of the group. Well, I joined, and that just made my otherwise crappy day!

Of course, you know the group is made up of intelligent, hard-working, and often spiritual people. (Spiritual people are considered godless by many Christians, despite the fact that we often have more gods then they do.)

And I bought sock yarn. WTF?