Be Prepared!

Yesterday I was looking in the pantry and I saw that we have four boxes of pancake mix. Of course, I immediately alerted my husband that we were low on pancake mix and that he should pick up four more boxes. If it were to hail or something, I feel totally unprepared.

While I'm here, I should let you know that idiots suck. Dropping stitches sucks. Autumn weather plus peanut butter oreos is damn fine. Carry on.

Joey Fatone

I know absolutely nothing about him, I just think it's fun to say "Joey Fatone". (now fangirls are going to get Google hits and leave angry comments. Sorry for the false alarm kids!)

It's Probably Because They Rhyme

Here's something I bet you didn't know. People's noses match their toes. I'm not kidding. A person with a little, pointy nose has little, pointy toes and a person with a big, fat nose has big, fat toes, etc. I'm not making this up. Check it out, you'll see. It will drive you mad. Well, it will drive Chris mad. Sorry Chris!

I Wish...

Bugs wouldn't find me so tasty.

My internal clock weren't backwards.

People had a clue.

That when my husband sneezes while driving my car, he'd wipe the front windshield.

The fire department wouldn't put on the sirens just because my CO detector was going off.

I were skilled at "magic darts" haha!

Autumn would get here already because summer sucks.

Pie weren't fattening.

There were 36 hour days so I could get more sleep and still get something done before the next day came along.

I could have a dog.

My sweater would magically frog itself back to row 8 of the decrease section so I could continue on my merry way.

Calling it a Night

Look at me going to bed at 10:30! I'm headachey and exhausted. But, I'm still going to read to all the kids, who are far more peppy than I am right now. That might give you a clue as to why I'm so tired all the time. But since it's been a while, I should post something worthy, so let's all give a warm welcome to my new Jr. harem boys, Fred and George. They're the tall ones, obviously. And yes, they're perfectly legal, but they're still only in training. These guys rock. If I were at Hogwarts, I would have failed out because I'd be having too much fun with them. Of course, they did perfectly well until they dropped out to pursue greater things. My very favorite moment in the entire series was when they left school with "Give her hell for us Peeves!" That. Was. Awesome. Night all.