Breakfast OOPS

Do not take ritalin with twenty ounces of hot chocolate that is made with real dark chocolate. Not the usual sugary drek. REAL stuff. Full of bromides and caffeine. My stomach is vibrating now. I hope I don't gak. I bet the ritalin didn't even matter. I take a baby dose anyway. But I don't normally have caffeine. Bleah.

You Tube is Annoying Me

It seems to be tag-teaming with tne new Blogger to not let me post videos anymore even thought I changed to the appropriate info. Well, I'm trying a way around it and here goes, because you deserve to share in this classic moment of humiliation.

I've Discovered My Superpower

Really, I have. It always seemed normal to me so I never noticed it, but now I realize that I have never seen another human be able to do it. I have the uncanny ability to pour stuff into bottles without using a funnel and not making a mess. Really, I'm not kidding. Please don't hate and fear me. I'm just like you in every other respect. (assuming you are small and cranky and have big boobies)

Public Service Announcement

Fruit pie is breakfast food, not dessert. Have a nice day.

Special Moments in a Relationship

You know when you're dreaming that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you (or otherwise being an ass) and you wake up and you smack him? Ha. Then you're mad at him for the rest of the day. My poor husband has been suffering for dream husband's actions for twenty years now, bless him. Not funny, yet I can't stop laughing at it. I'm just terrible, aren't I?

Just Wondering

You know how there's always a class clown? I wonder how that works at Ringling Bros. Clown College?

Overheard this snippet of conversation...

...between two of my harem boys and I am TOTALLY NOT MAKING THIS UP! They really said this:

CRAIG: Zombies like to eat human flesh.
JAMES: Who doesn't?

They just make me wonder sometimes. They might require more supervision.