Crap For Thought

My house is so cluttered.  Last night I dreamed that we were robbed.  Everything was gone, even applicances and furniture.  All that was lef...

So there I was, sitting on the edge of my bed while contemplating my upcoming shower, as I am wont to do, when I heard the distinct sound of...

So yet another crazy dream starring Hugh Jackman. His little sister was getting married, and she put him in charge of the cake. He asked m...

I went to my first board meeting last night. I still have no idea who nominated me, or why. Anyway, they were talking about things like e...

When your husband is under the sink at 11 at night, trying to fix it, and mumbles to himself "aw this is gonna be expensive", that...

I saw this in the supermarket. When the Hebrews were wandering through the desert and ran out of food, Moses told them to put out their bask...

I feel that I should let the world know that there is no such thing as prune juice. The whole point of prunes is that they have no juice. ...

Last night I dreamed that Craig Ferguson paid me big bucks to stay home and tell my cat jokes all day. The cat would laugh and tell me jokes...